Best Life is a men’s magazine that knows something about Honolulu that many of us suspect, but didn’t know it was official.
Of the Top 100 Best Places to Raise a Family, Honolulu comes in at #1.
#1? That’s not a typo. It’s not #111 out of the Top 100. Best LIfe looked for good schools, above-average test scores, respectable budgets. Honolulu came in #1 anyway.
They also looked at cities with plenty of museums, parks, pediatricians, and a short commute. OK, so Honolulu has lots of parks.
Here’s what I figure: the representatives from Best Life magazine came to Honolulu on a fact finding tour, stayed at the Hilton Hawaiian Village instead of the Pagoda, had their credit cards lifted while cruising Waikiki, couldn’t pay their hotel and room service bills, and were forced by hotel executives to write something good about Honolulu or go to jail.
Hey, a #1 is still #1.
Somehow they obviously didn’t bother to check out the young kids cruising the streets in pickups and mopeds, sporting 17 tattoos and 15 kinds of perforating decorative metal ornaments, still smart enough to know he or she will never afford a $600,000 home unless someone related dies. Soon.
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